Being A Mom Means . . .

• Thinking you're the luckiest person in the world.
• You are a role model - this means watching what you say so that your live in tape recorder doesn't repeat the wrong thing at the most entertaining of times.
• Being over protective - it's a genetic disorder.
• Actually looking forward to sleep.
• Making lots of lists and posting schedules.
• Having eyes in the back of your head.
• Being able to read facial expressions.
• Velcro, superglue and wet wipes become your best friends.
• Teaching your kids to respect themselves.
• You are willing to be disliked by your kids.
• Respecting yourself so that your children will learn to respect you.
• Having the patience of a Saint, the Faith of Job, and the persistence of a bull dog.
• Knowing how truly Blessed you are.